Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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