So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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