The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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