his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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