I bet he comes in French.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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