You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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