69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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