It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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