...so i touched it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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