All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Need sex. Gaining weight.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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