I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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