Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
