none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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