How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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