oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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