I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We have started to decorate penises.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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