David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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