North Korea, Best Korea!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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