maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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