They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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