Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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