Got a toothbrush?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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