What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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