The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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