honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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