is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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