So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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