I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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