So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Randomize
