He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
