I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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