we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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