Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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