you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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