also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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