So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
