god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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