its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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