the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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