I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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