I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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