I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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