god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Randomize
