when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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