thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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