if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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