found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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