sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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