You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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