Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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